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Theboss
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 When Redditor OzLebowski saw his wife's sonogram, he realized that something was horribly amiss — namely, that she was giving birth to Venom the alien symbiote from The Amazing Spider-Man comic book. Venom's weaknesses include extreme heat and sonic blasts, so this sonogram probably did a good deal to annoy the baby extraterrestrial — this guarantees a feisty birth, complete with a requisite guest appearance by Wolverine (and maybe the Power Pack). Once it's time for the baby to be born, the symbiote will attempt to bond with a host who enjoys eating brains. The expecting parents should therefore keep all known cannibals out of the maternity ward. http://io9.com/5883006/sonogram-reveals ... lain-venom_________________ The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein Knowledge is a powerful weapon, but only when its user can wield it.
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| Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:47 pm |
  
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Srsly guise.
Guise srsly.
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| Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:50 pm |
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Theboss
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Reminds me of a 9gag post:  _________________The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein Knowledge is a powerful weapon, but only when its user can wield it.
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| Thu Feb 09, 2012 10:09 pm |
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Zero
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Wow, desperate for stories much 
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Theboss
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D: but this is cool
_________________The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein Knowledge is a powerful weapon, but only when its user can wield it.
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| Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:36 am |
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Einstein2.0
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No, that is just human stupidity, or a bad joke
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"The solution of the problem of life is seen in the vanishing of the problem." [Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus]
"Many people would sooner die than think. In fact they do" Bertrand Russell
"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life." Immanuel Kant
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Theboss
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But it really looks like that D:
_________________The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein Knowledge is a powerful weapon, but only when its user can wield it.
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| Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:03 pm |
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9fags.
9fags everywhere.
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Einstein2.0
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It kind of looks like it, but the connection that is made is absolutely insane.
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"The solution of the problem of life is seen in the vanishing of the problem." [Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus]
"Many people would sooner die than think. In fact they do" Bertrand Russell
"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life." Immanuel Kant
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wyrd bið ful aræd
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I'm sorry... but that was hilarious.
_________________'isnt it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe there are faires at the bottom too?'-Douglas Adams 
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Theboss
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Agreed
_________________The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein Knowledge is a powerful weapon, but only when its user can wield it.
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It's almost as stupid as the getting-pregnant-from-3d movie-husband-believes-wife story.
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Theboss
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It's recognising patterns in things, we all do it _________________The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein Knowledge is a powerful weapon, but only when its user can wield it.
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That doesn't mean we should put it up as a news article, albeit a spoof one, for a quick buck.
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| Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:13 pm |
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Theboss
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It's in WoB, so it's legit _________________The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein Knowledge is a powerful weapon, but only when its user can wield it.
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