Yeah, next to that I don't really feel comfortable with the idea of someone like the Boss in charge of an entire country... I just think he's going to do something crazy before changing the educational system, etc.

That does sound quite likely.

You'd wake up the next day to see huge parascientifica banners everywhere for a start.

Yea, and next thing you know everyone would have to eat organs.
Then I think some, in his eyes, useless people would get killed (he keeps saying that killing all humans would be best for this world)
And after a tyranny of 50 years he'd start reforming society

Well not banners, but I might set all the default homepages to my site and promice a tax reduction if x useful posts were made per month


Id probably close down all cheese factories and ban it from the country but no organs

And I wouldn't randomly kill people without reason, but I would ban useless stuff. Like fashion =D

And no not 50, I intend to live longer

Yeah, but you promised to give up your position of power somewhere.

Next to that, if you were to ban fashion, maybe it's best to kill all fashion specialists?
They can't be much use if there is no more fashion, right?

But why no organs? I mean, you could make it part of the national food

I really do think that fashion is one of the problems of society.
People waste good money on buying clothes while having good clothes at home.
Plus lots of girls (and some guys) go mad because of this and bankrupt themselves or get anorexia to be tin like the models.

How can you be fashionable if you don't wear xxxxxs?

I'm fashionable! (sort of)
Any way, you're right, it really is one of the big problems of today
However, anorexia is counteracted by now, so I hope that soon we'll be done with that,
next to the following deadly fashion disease

Bankrupting yourself cause of some stupid clothes... It really is terrible, I lately talked to someone who had 80 pairs of shoes

I just pick the top [$#@!] out of the closet
I really don't care about fashion, and I never plan to change that.

Plus, whats so attractive about girls with a xylophone on their chest?

So do I, just grab something and I really don't care how it looks and whether it fits together

I really don't know what's attractive about it, but apparently those girls find it attractive

What do you mean these colours clash??

I wonder how blind people sort out their outfits, they never look that crazy to me.

I sort them out completely blind, and I really don't care about it

That's probably some girl thing or so, I really don't get it anyway

I find it is super easy if you stick to black as a base colour. Nothing goes so well with black as more black :

Perhaps, I really don't know much about it
You don't happen to know something about fashion, do you?

I am practically a fashion icon.




Get these, yeah

Then I'm afraid that, for the sake of all humanity, you will have to die.
I think the Boss agrees, however, since you are active here, in a non-fashion place,
maybe he'll allow you to quickly get another job/hobby before you are captured and put to trial