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Baffled bank staff refused to fork out cash when a robber threatened them - with a spoon.

The ginger-haired crook burst into the branch in Lublin, Poland, brandishing the cutlery shouting: "This is a stick up."

Staff and customers threw themselves to the ground until they realised the 'gun' was simply a stainless steel spoon.

The would-be robber fled empty-handed with the laughter of his 'victims' ringing in his ears.

But police are not taking the incident lightly and have launched an investigation into the attempted robbery.

Police spokeswoman, Renata Laszczka-Rusek, said: "It's a weird one but he broke the law and we want to find him."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_3540714.html?menu=

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Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:56 pm
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This has made my day. It deserves to be a TS by the sheer humor.


Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:04 pm
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Ok made it a TS

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TS? Top Story?


Well...Ive broken into my room with a spoon...never tried to rob a bank with one..idiot.

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Ah, thats cool. Thanks for the information boss.

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Makes me laugh how they had to point out his hair colour, very odd. He must have been pretty embarrassed if his victims were laughing at him!


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Baffled bank staff refused to fork out cash when a robber threatened them - with a spoon.

Aren't they just so witty?

I'm betting it was a dare.


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I just noticed the brilliant wordplay in "Baffled bank staff refused to fork out cash when a robber threatened them - with a spoon."

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That's what Mitochondria said... :lol:

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well...I noticed it too!

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Well I noticed it first..therefore I'm better! :P


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Maybe I noticed it first but didn't tell you!

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